Fat Deuce - a large poo
Leng - more than 'peng'
Me Bird - the girlfriend or 'the Mrs'
Naughty! - more than 'leng' - Top Drawer in fact!
Peng - really nice
Quafer - another name for a farter
Sick - what older people think young people say when they really mean 'peng'
Smoked it - destroyed something
Top-Drawer - of the highest quality or social class
Waz - to urinate